Advanced intelligence. Unwavering vigilance. Absolute control—we mean protection.
Transparency through carefully curated information
The Federal Investigation Bureau exists to protect the citizens of San Andreas from threats both foreign and domestic, through the innovative use of surveillance technology, intelligence gathering, and operations that we definitely have congressional approval for.
Since our founding in 1908, we've evolved from a small investigative unit to a comprehensive intelligence and domestic security service. We employ cutting-edge technology, including phone tapping (authorized, mostly), email monitoring (for your protection), and advanced predictive algorithms (that definitely don't profile citizens based on social media activity).
Our agents work tirelessly around the clock to ensure your safety, which is why we need access to all your communications, location data, and browsing history. It's not surveillance if it's for national security, after all.
Your safety is our priority. That's why we monitor everything. For your protection.
We believe in openness, which is why 87% of our operations are classified.
We uphold the Constitution. The parts that don't interfere with our work, anyway.
The work we're allowed to tell you about
Advanced digital surveillance and cyber operations to combat threats. We monitor all digital communications in real-time, analyze social media sentiment, and have backdoors in most popular applications. Don't worry, we only use it for good.
Preventing terrorist activities through predictive analysis and preemptive action. Our algorithms can identify potential threats based on your shopping habits, search history, and that one angry tweet from 2016.
Infiltrating criminal organizations through undercover operations and informant networks. We may or may not have created some of these organizations ourselves for investigative purposes.
[DATA EXPUNGED] - This operation exists. That's all you need to know. Move along, citizen.
Be part of something bigger. Much bigger. Uncomfortably bigger.
The FIB offers exciting career opportunities for individuals willing to sacrifice their personal ethics—we mean, dedicate themselves to public service. We're looking for skilled professionals who don't ask too many questions.
Conduct investigations, surveillance operations, and "enhanced interrogations." Must be comfortable with morally ambiguous situations.
Monitor citizens' digital footprint, analyze communications, and develop new surveillance tools. Perfect for people who peaked in high school and enjoyed it.
Profile individuals, predict behavior, and help with targeting operations. Psychology degree required; empathy not so much.
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* All positions require extensive background checks, polygraph tests, and selling your soul. Benefits include dental, health insurance, and immunity from most federal laws.
We're totally trustworthy. Really. Would we lie?
We're always watching—we mean, listening. Report suspicious activity or just say hello. We already know where you are.
1-800-FIB-TIPS (Calls monitored and recorded)
tips@fib.sa.gov (Encrypted, traced, and filed)
935 Pennsylvania Ave, Los Santos, SA